My penis is an innie.....

You saved a kiss...
Sometimes at night i like to cry for no reason....how emo...
maybe its for a reason...but i just dont know what the reason is..
or i do...but i dont wana talk about it..?
QUICKLY HIDE THE GERMANS ARE COMING!
no...i do not like to share my "feelings"
if i have any..for that fact...since i am so BLACK.....inside?
woe is me....for not feeling...woe is me for not caring for anything in this world...DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKEN CARE BEAR!
*hickups*
it tastes like lemon and lies....
Its not my fault i push everyone away...i hate this world and everyone in it...it all ends..
ending are sad...and i dont even like to start things...so they wont end..cause nothing was started

I just liked this....thought it was pretty epic...

Our children would look like Brittney Spears...PHAIL!

so...this is where i am right now...sitting on the toilette with my lap top taking a poop....
I guess u can kinda call it a poop...its kinda like a saquid... not quite a liquid not quite a solid...
and i am thinking.....why does my dog always piss on his leg when i take him out..
I mean sometimes he does it...but its always when i'm in a shit mood!
I have the worst gas of my life right now....
it smells really bad.
I have decided i am buying a tv and a video camera...on my next pay day..
The tv i want is 20 bucks and the video camera is 200...if i end up buying it from this gentleman.
The egg plant told me to touch the kitty with my fist....i tried to stop myself but it just happened...
the kitty looked at me and i yelled in its face... WHY ! WHY DO U SING THIS SONG THAT MAKES ME GO...work it lemme work it ...ill put my game down flip u around reverse it? its ura flippen yerpa yipies yip yap...its ura flippen yerpa yipies yip yap...
Yea i know u all remember that fawken sawng...
\epic..
Sometimes i like to jump into trees ....off of parkades and shyt....i call it bush diving....
I feel with my Eyes...
I see with my Hands...
I shit with my mouth...
And I talk with my Vagina...
I just made that up...isnt it sweet?

I Think I Have Diaper Rash....

Oh can you not see them wiggling?!! The wiggles?
CAN YOU SEE THEM!?!
....i see them...i see them all the time...they speak to me through song and dance...( I almost typed Dong....wouldn't that have been amusing?) Sometimes i see turtles and i think....why...why are you so quick to snap at me? All i did was wave my finger in front of your mouth......
I mean if i was a turtle...Id totally hit that shit up...nah wat i mean...
No of course not...
I stare at soda and think...why are you so black Mr. Soda....does that mean i racist cause i notice its darkness?......i fawken hope nawt.... Pink pink pink pink pink pink....( i likes pink). Hurry up and get inside my butt!! you will be safe in there! from the sand!.....wat? theres no sand?...GET THE FUCK INSIDE!!!. People may come and people may go....but nothing says i hate u like a fist to the innie penis.... <3